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Whacky,

That would be an excellent idea, but I think the Krispy Kremes are cooked in some sort of vegetable grease.  That doesn't do very well under the temperatures and loads that you get in an automobile engine.  It would probably burn up and turn to a laquer type of substance.  I'm not, however, absolutely sure of that.  It's quite possible that Exxon and Krispy are working together in some sort of covert operation to jack up the prices of both petroleum products and donuts.  I once felt an urge to campaign against that sort of collusion, but I finally saw the hopelessness of it.  I now simply take a defensive posture with a good, hickory, hoe handle  held a high port arms.

Not that donuts are do-nots.  They are, however, a strong a should-not. 

posted by Jack_Flash on May 3, 2006 at 2:51 AM | link to this | reply

At firs I thought maybe your car was falling apart.

Donuts at an auto parts store?
Should I go to Krispy Kreme for an oil change?

posted by Whacky on April 30, 2006 at 5:07 PM | link to this | reply