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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Don't go down the toilet paper aisle.......

The new Super Wal-Mart near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain. Whoo eeee! When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh churned butter. n When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle. Sign in to see full entry.

American Afternoon TV Talk Shows.............

Italian T elevision T his is the hostess for an Italian afternoon t.v. talk show.. A merican T elevision These are the hostesses for American afternoon t.v. talk shows. To enroll in your nearest language school to learn Italian call: 800-555-CAIO Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 8, 2006

Why Did My Son have To Die?????

Cindy Sheehan asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 7, 2006

Cause of Oil Shortage In US Discovered!

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Saturday, May 6, 2006

What's Your Southern Sign? Are You A Moonpie or a Chitlin'???

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Mt. Vesuvius.... Sign in to see full entry.

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