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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

groaner

A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such... Sign in to see full entry.

question

Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? A. Look, No hands! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

excuse me

Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare. “Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan... Sign in to see full entry.

pearly gates

There is a knock on the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks out, and a man is standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A moment later there’s another knock. Saint Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, but the man disappears once again.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 1, 2015

blonde strikes again

It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says: - I can’t hear you! So she gets close to his ear and asks again: - Can you please tell me where the ladies room is? And he replies: - On the other side! So she turns around and... Sign in to see full entry.

Happy Birthday

Baba sent his brother a birthday cake, air mail. He wanted him to get it while the candles were still burning. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

dr dr

"Doctor I keep stealing things" "Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV." Sign in to see full entry.

babysitting

Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren...all boys. The kids always wanted to play ''war,'' and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game. His daughter came to pick up the kids early one Saturday and witnessed Grandpa take a fake shot as Jason... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

looooooool

In a saloon in the old West, a large crowd of cowboys was drinking and carousing with the dance hall girls. In walked a greenhorn Easterner, a dry goods supplier from New York. He sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. Just then a boy ran in from outside through the swinging doors, completely out... Sign in to see full entry.

for mr graysome

Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless! Sign in to see full entry.