Oh no you didn't!

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Friday, May 15, 2015

problem solving

There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. “Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

teens

For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. 2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to... Sign in to see full entry.

out of the mouths of babes

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

24 hours

A man goes to the doctors and asks why he's been feeling ill. The doctor examines him and replies "I'm sorry to tell you, you've got the disease known as Yellow 24." "What's that?” the man asks. "It means your internal organs have started turning yellow - you've got 24 hours to live". The man goes... Sign in to see full entry.

groaner

Why did the bees go to the doctor? They had hives! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

sunday school

I n Sunday school little Kathy was drawing a Nativity picture…. There were Mary and Joseph, shepherds and wise men. “What’s that in the corner Kathy?” asked the teacher. “That’s their TV, of course,” replied Kathy. Sign in to see full entry.

ponder this

Did you ever notice? When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

gambling

A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette table she says, "I have no idea what number to play." A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 25. The wheel is spun, and 30 comes up. The smile drifted from the... Sign in to see full entry.

lil johnny on the loose again

Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.” Lil Johnny: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?" Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 8, 2015

tightwad

A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit. In due time he received a note:... Sign in to see full entry.