Oh no you didn't!

By Annicita - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Humor

Monday, March 30, 2020

lil johnny for adnohr

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?" Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

lil johnny for adnohr

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 27, 2020

I had a friend from South Africa ask me what was going on with everyone buying toilet paper. I told him I don't know either. It's cheap and I guess they consider it a comfort item. He then said maybe it's because every time someone coughs it causes 50 people s**t themselves. Truth! Sign in to see full entry.

I had a friend from South Africa ask me what was going on with everyone buying toilet paper. I told him I don't know either. It's cheap and I guess they consider it a comfort item. He then said maybe it's because every time someone cause 50 people take a s**t. Truth! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

A scene in many households that were unfortunate to buy toilet paper before the hoarding began. Sign in to see full entry.