I got this one on the jokeoftheday.net site. Hope you enjoy it. "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 22, 2020
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
This is from the ajokeaday.com People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell... Come to think of it, I see why. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 20, 2020
The Burglary Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks! https://www.ajokeaday.com/ Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 19, 2020
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Saturday, April 18, 2020
I found this joke on this website: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 17, 2020
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Thursday, April 16, 2020
lil johnny for adnohr
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon Little Johnny, knowing that he... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Truth! And now we are living it! Sign in to see full entry.
A new set of choices to debate based on Star Wars characters. My choice is #2. I have to be with Chewy, Leia and R2 D2! Again, I found this on the following site: https://mashable.com/article/coronavirus-quarantine-house-meme/ Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 13, 2020
I think I choose #3 in this one. I am a huge fan of Maya Angelou and Sylvia Plath. Sign in to see full entry.