Abe's Tirades

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Thursday, May 4, 2006

Is there any other way?

There is a rat race that all of us try and win. We run around and around until we're just plain tired out and lost and depressed. We run around for money, just like the rats do, we scrounge the area for food. How do you get food? You have to have money. How do you get money? You have to work smarter... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

There's too much pollen in the air!

Today I thought I’d do an intelligent thing and drive down to Mohegan Sun. For those of you that don’t live in the Northeast, that’s a GIGANTIC casino in southeast Connecticut. I figured that being indoors would be OK since the pollen count is ferocious enough to be labeled, “extremely high” by the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Physics is my new religion

I ordered the new book by Michio Kaku called, “Parallel Worlds”. It’s basically a restatement of the principles of physics and chemistry, but I love it. I’m thinking of starting a new religion based upon quantum mechanics and relativity theory. Can you folks imagine such a church? There would be... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Are we living in a holographic Universe?

A Hologram is a three-dimensional representation of an object on a two-dimensional plane. This feat is usually accomplished by two lasers. According the Holographic Theory of the Universe, we are all living in a plane that is being ‘created’ by particles from a different area. Supposedly the laws of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I'm back in black!!! Well mostly Brown

I’m back friends and neighbors! After a couple of months on hiatus, I’m returning to you folks with my good wit and wisdom. The Spring is here and we’re all in the mood for mating. I’m actually in the mood for writing and reading a few good books. This summer is my ‘catch up’ summer. I’ll be reading... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Lust for Life

It’s been a while since I last wrote in this thing, and for that I apologize. I’ve been very busy doing things and occasionally not. Sometimes the best thing to do is stare at the ceiling and hope a spider crosses your path. I recall that Rene Decartes invented the Cartesion Coordinate System by... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Too many flaky people in my life

I seem destined to meet people that are quirky, eccentric, and just plain nuts. I don't know why I'm attracted to people (especially women) that are like that. The freaky thing is, they are drawn to me. I end up with the chicks that are single due to lack of sanity. There are so many women out there... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 9, 2006

Why is everyone in the Mortgage business?

I've never seen so many people being in the mortgage business. There are folks all over the woodwork crawling to do mortgages. Because I'm getting into this profession, I guess I can tell you why its so lucrative. It's the way the industry is setup. Real Estate agents and Mortgage Originators do... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

A boner of a day

I just love that show with Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the show about something. I just saw a hilarious episode where he accidentally goes to the women's room because the men's room stinks too much. Then he takes a water bottle and stuffs it in his pants and gives a little girl a hug. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 6, 2006

Another new career path

I’ve started my new career as a Mortgage Originator. I don’t know much about the business as of yet, but the way looks lucrative already. My boss is one of my former clients. He’s gonna train me and then get me moving in the industry. Already he has given me a lot of advice and I’ve logged onto the... Sign in to see full entry.

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