Abe's Tirades

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

A turn for the better

My life has recently turned for the better as far as employment. I just started a new job and things are going well. I thought it was going to be tougher than it actually turned out to be. The people are nice and there is a lot of down time that I'm doing nothing but shooting the breeze with my... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Never date crazy women who keep kissing their shitzus

I just got the kiss-off from this gal that I was dating a couple of times. She was nice on the date and we talked a lot with the beer and the alcohol flowing. Then all of a sudden, she disses me the next day when I want to talk to her about something. So I wait and then have a conversation with her... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

I keep forgetting stuff and having it stolen

This is the 2nd time that I have forgotten my glasses. I think I left it at a clients house. The only way that I can find out is for them to call me back. I'm getting fed up of losing crap that I own or having it stolen. August was a tough month for me. Someone stole my GPS unit and even the holder... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Male menopause is changing my habits!

Male menopause is a great thing! I can watch all the beautiful women that I want and not get a boner. I'm slowly slipping into this phase of my life and I'm enjoying this more and more. The women don't distract me like they used to and I have more energy to focus on the important things in life. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 18, 2008

More bad timing on my part

So I went to the Sherrif's place and applied for the state job. Well they told me they were going to make their decision on Friday. Well, Friday came and went with no calls so I decided to call them this morning to find out what happened. I called this guy on his cell phone number, which he did give... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

My night of ecstacsy and the mornng after

I met a nice lady over the internet last week. We hooked up at a casino in Rhode Island and then she invited me back to her place. So we ended up talking to 4am in the morning and then I woke up with her! Yeah baby, a good night indeed! I drank so much beer last night I got sick this morning.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Today was another big expense...a new tire!

I was driving back from a far away appointment when I saw this woman pointing at the back of my car. So I pulled over and checked the back gate because it had broken loose before and I thought it cracked again. Turns out that I had a flat tire and I didn't notice it until I got back out on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 11, 2008

My GPS was stolen

My world just encountered an unexpected expense in buying a new GPS system after mine was was absconded the other day. I went to a garage to fix a leaky stem on a tire. That's the only time that my car was unlocked and out of my control. The next day while I was on my way to a computer gig, I looked... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Are mammals fascinated by big tits?

I often wonder if other species of mammals are fascinated with the way that tits hang off their females. Do whales oogle their females when their jugs bounce up and down from surfacing and diving in deep water? How about the lion from their country safari squeezing their females underneath a bayabob... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I have to be honest with myself-my past as a loser

I've had a very checkered and bitter past in this lifetime. I've suffered humiliation after indignity after insult. What was the cause of it all: low self-esteem? Most of my life has been a search for identity and self-worth. I’m not a hopeless person; I still dream…should I say that I dare to... Sign in to see full entry.

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