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Sunday, March 6, 2005

I wish I was white

I am fascinated with the idea of becoming a caucasoid. Following through on the celebrity trend, MJ being the best example of a black man turning white, I want to enter the caucasion world and enjoy the fruits of your personhood. I know, a lot of people think being white is an over-rated experience,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005

Puerto Rico was incredible

The heat, the rythmn, and the music. What a place! I had sweat dripping from my forehead almost the whole time I was there. I just spent the last 5 days there under the tropical sun, enjoying the warmth and staying away from the storm that was pounding the northeast. I enjoyed every minute of it and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 21, 2005

My dark Hero died

Actually, one of my dark hero's is Hunter S. Thompson, the other is Pete Townshend. Anyway, Hunter shot himself the other day and took away the genius that the world has enjoyed for the last several decades. Nixon described this guy as "venal, dark", meaning his soul is warped enough to twist others... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 19, 2005

Thong Song

To this day I remember working as a tech in Southern California and going to the workshop of a porno distributor and seeing a CD title called "Thong Song". It made me laugh hysterically as I stared at the front for some T&A. The music was for a rap artist and I guess he picked up the title... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 18, 2005

I'm waiting for my thong

I just recently ordered a thong online and might even have the guts to wear it on my vacation. I'm going to Puerto Rico for a few days and my reasoning for the thong is something like this: if those fat Europeans can wear them all over the place, why can't I? I might get money to put more clothes... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 13, 2005

It's Valentine's Day

but only for the living and the loving. The rest of us have to find a reason to keep going. What's my reason? The future. What it can bring and what it might unfurl. I was just reading a fascinating story about Ray Kurzweil, the inventor and computer genius that claims that immortality is just... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 11, 2005

Hear about the guy who created mass suicide chat room?

There is a bizarre story about a deranged man who created a chat room for people to commit suicide on Valentine's Day. Thirty four people signed up for the chat room, one even wanted to kill her kids. This would probably go down as the New St. Valentine's Day Massacre. It's interesting how the power... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 5, 2005

M. Jackson is not Guilty!!

At least that's what Geraldo says. He claims that the family that is making these accusations contacted the civil attorney that sued him ten years ago, before they called the police! That makes a good setup for being framed. And I agree completely with Geraldo, he is being set up. The interview that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2005

My hero's are 60+

I am an enormous fan of The Who. The legendery rock band from the 60's that's still around. I consider Pete Townshend as myself in a parallel Universe. Recently, they have started work on a new album called WHO2, with just Roger and Pete as the original members. This is incredible for two old... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 31, 2005

What a crazy day

Today was a net deficit day. Meaning I lost about $200 buck trading currency online. But somehow, the gods were smiling a little bit today. I got a call from someone wanting a computer fixed. I went to a building for disabled people and went up to her apartment. The woman had a stroke and her right... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is the rant an' rave side of my brain that I'm posting to release some tension. Decades ago, I would've had to be streaking in the nude downtown before I got some relief. It's good for you folks that you don't have to see that. That's why there's this blog.

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