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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

ENHANCING PRODUCTIVITY

ENHANCING PRODUCTIVITY STRONG PSYCHOLOGICAL MAKE UP COUPLED WITH SOUND PROFESSIONAL OUTLOOK is the mantra for enhancing productivity in a service industry like Bank. Getting the best out of the employees is a big challenge. Getting the best out of the employees most of the times is an even bigger... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 6, 2008

GRIN & BEAR IT

Grin & Bear It It was after a lot of debate & discussion on whether we should go for ‘snow white or maroon’ that we finally opted for ‘maroon’ color for our car. Just as well, I sighed as I looked at my car. Someone staying at the top obviously got rid of the ‘pan’ from his mouth at jet speed. And... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

FRANKLY SPEAKING - 2

FRANKLY SPEAKING – 2 The more I think of it the more I am inclined to believe that the time I am allotting to look at myself is reducing further and further. To be brutally frank, I know very little of myself, my abilities and my weaknesses. Yet I invariably find time to monitor what others are... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

SHIFT THE FOCUS

SHIFT THE FOCUS There is an urgent need to shift our focus on the EARNING POTENTIAL OF A CUSTOMER. How much income does bank get from Mr X, by way of interest, commission, exchange etc., should occupy the mind. We have all along been concentrating on giving good service to customers. Of course, it... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

FASCINATING THOUGHTS

FASCINATING THOUGHTS My Dear Colleagues, I can see your creased foreheads. I can see the worried look on your faces. I can see you biting (already bitten) nails, deep in thought, seemingly oblivious to everything. Courtesy, the changing times. Pressure from wherever you look at has left you drained... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 26, 2008

HEY! CONSUMERS, BEWARE OF THESE 'OFFERS'

HEY! CONSUMER, BEWARE OF THESE ‘OFFERS’ ‘Zero transaction charges on your current account’, ‘free sms banking’. As a customer, you need to check these. Read the fine prints (of course, you need magnifying glass!). Thanks to media – particularly electronic – consumer awareness level is at an all time... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

FRANKLY SPEAKING - 3

FRANKLY SPEAKING – 3 “THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT YOU CAN DO AS LONG AS YOU DON’T MIND SOMEBODY ELSE TAKING THE CREDIT FOR IT”. Now consider this: The second line of a branch, Mr X has enough influence in certain government offices to bring handsome deposits for the branch. The branch head requests... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

IT Industry & Its Impact On Family

IT Industry & Its Impact On Family ‘What is your son doing’ – a casual enquiry then was more likely to invite an equally casual response. Now, there is a noticeable ‘edge’ to the query, to reply which one would be either ‘overeager’ or ‘edgy’ – overeager if his son has secured a seat in Engineering... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

COLLECTIVE GUILT

COLLECTIVE GUILT…….. ……itself has become our strength. I will explain. Let us suppose there are three employees, A, B and C. Let us further suppose that A is guilty of violating some norms. And is getting away with it. After sometime the other two employees also begin to violate the norms. Their... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 15, 2008

HEY! PROMPT BORROWERS, REJOICE

HEY! PROMPT BORROWERS, REJOICE Settling Non-Performing Assets (NPAs) with some sacrifice has now become a common practice. So much so that we find it very difficult to recover NPA without sacrifice. Also, it has become public knowledge that banks are prepared to settle NPAs offering interest... Sign in to see full entry.

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