<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/vivek_hegde"><title>Fascinating Thoughts - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/</link><description>funny punny</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/590019" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/587741" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/587172" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/584031" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/580936" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/575999" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/575638" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/575479" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/575289" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/575136" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/590019"><title>BLAME IT ON MONKEY</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/590019</link><description>BLAME IT ON MONKEY The awesome aussies have not just themselves to blame for their ‘race’ downhill, they have a ‘monkey’ to blame too! It all started with Indian team’s ‘dada’giri in our tour ‘down under’ in 2003. From the moment Saurav made Steve Waugh wait for the toss to Saurav’s first ever...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/587741"><title>SENSEX &amp; WIFEX - AND THEIR MANY MOODS</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/vivek_hegde/587741</link><description>SENSEX &amp; WIFEX - AND THEIR MANY MOODS While Funny trusted his uncanny ability to sense the Sensex, Punny equated the essence of making sense of Sensex with that of his wife – or ‘wifex’. 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