Fascinating Thoughts

A FARCE CALLED AUDIT When I say audit, I mean audit of a bank. Here I am about to describe how the audit of a branch is carried out. Our branch has a total business of about Rs 57 millions. Advances account for Rs 22 millions spread over 2145 accounts. Audit of the branch commenced on April 15 1993.... Sign in to see full entry.

A SCENE AT BRANCH C approaches O hoping to get some information on Housing Loan scheme of the bank. O motions C to sit. Ah! I am being noticed, felt C. C looks to his left. And to his right. And behind. And does a 360-degree turn and feels embarrassed. “it’s alright, but can I get some details on... Sign in to see full entry.

VISIONARY STUFF “Hi! There, I said, I’ve something for you”. “Out with it”. I gave him a copy of my work. I hinted that it was an article intended to tickle a rib or two, if not rib-tickling! I also instructed him to tell me it tickled his. I felt lonely. Very lonely. I began to journey up and down... Sign in to see full entry.

AMAZING AMDAVAD Probably the only metro with 24 hour uninterrupted power supply! Probably the only metro which has no traffic jams! Probably the only metro which has no parking problems! Probably the only metro which has no water problems! Probably the only metro where you don’t have to dig deep... Sign in to see full entry.

Welcome to a world of Funglish – abbreviated version of ‘fun filled English’! There is a tendency among us to speak English the way you would your mother tongue. I am always overawed by my friend’s extra-ordinary ability to speak ‘funglish’ fluently. So fluent that a formula – 1 commentator would... Sign in to see full entry.