Stupid Annoying Stuff

I can't believe they still sell Calvin Klein Eternity, possibly the most evil perfume ever invented. At least, that's what I think the smellhorrific woman at the grocery store was wearing. I have to avoid supermarkets because of my dreary medical woes. However, sometimes it's necessary to make a... Sign in to see full entry.

I can't remember half the cars I've test driven. Sign in to see full entry.

Bush almost tricked me into thinking he was suggesting something smart. He said that we are too dependant on foreign oil. I thought the next thing he was going to say was that we need to drill for oil in North America. But no, he said that we should be developing alternative fuels. Then I realized... Sign in to see full entry.

My newspaper changed it's comics/features format to add space for Soduku. Now they are trimming the Ask Amy column! She is the best advice columnist ever and I am really annoyed. But that's not the Stupid Annoying Thing. What's stupid and annoying is that this happened a week ago and I either don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Hot sexy jailbait. I have always believed that you have to be a special kind of weird if you are over forty and find teenaged boys attractive, no matter how cute they are. I mean, ewwwww! My students are like my kids, and if there's a hot one, I want my daughter to get him. I guess I shouldn't have... Sign in to see full entry.

When your car can be mistaken for a WALL, it's too damn big! Today I was driving my husband's car. It's an regular mid-size four-door sedan. Not tiny. Not little. Not low to the ground. The sun was going down as I backed out of my parking spot. Behind me was a long wall with parking spots in front... Sign in to see full entry.

Lawyers who won't jump at the chance for a big Pain and Suffering lawsuit! Aren't they all supposed to be hot for that? Aren't they all supposed to try for million dollar settlements? I'm suffering, damnit! Sign in to see full entry.

It's not really fair to blame my computer, but I'm gonna do it anyway!!! I jotted some pricing in an e-mail message by hitting the "forward" button. I was supposed to save the "new" message. But then I put my computer into standby, and when I took it out of standby I closed my e-mail program without... Sign in to see full entry.

A woman asks me if my vendors can supply her with free services in exchange for publicity. I tell her that I cannot ask my vendors to work for free, and that I cannot work for free. She wrote back and said I had a good point.... and then proceeded to ask me for samples so she can see if she wants to... Sign in to see full entry.

A client who insists that I have "shocked" her with the price and that we had not discussed it before, when in fact I e-mailed the pricing to her two days ago, and I know she received the message because she replied to it!!!! Sign in to see full entry.