Stupid Annoying Stuff

I received a mutant "do you want to rebuild your mailbox" message from Eudora. The choices were "yes," "no" and "cancel." I didn't want to think about it, so I hit "cancel." Apparently the message should have read, "If you don't rebuild your mailbox now all the messages in your inbox will be... Sign in to see full entry.

#8. All fragrances that have ever been manufactured in the whole world throughout the entire history of human civilization! #8.5. Especially those that stupid people can leave behind for unsuspecting people to pick up on their fingers! #8.75. And extra-especially waitstaff who are dumb enough to... Sign in to see full entry.

I locked my phone! I have no idea how I did it! I guess I'm the stupid one today who annoyed tech support. But really! I guess I do know NOW how I did it: I pressed the "pound" key for too long. I tried every passcode I could think of: my actual password with Verizon, the generic "1,2,3,4" and... Sign in to see full entry.

Unclear airport arrival and departure signs! Sign in to see full entry.

I split my breeches! And I didn't even know it; one of the women at the stable warned me. I know why they split: I only have one pair, so I'm washing them all the time. The stitches are probably very weak. I've been wanting a new pair, but they're about $50 each, so I wasn't planning on getting a... Sign in to see full entry.

I received an e-mail message from a potential client. The company representative who contacted me is in the finance department. She is probably a low-level employee, but her position requires a college degree. She told me about her company's upcoming Mardi Gras event. She spelled it "Marti Graw."... Sign in to see full entry.

Okay, say you have a potential client who needs something and asks for a price. You give the client a price. Then the client decides he wants a slightly different thing, which he assumes will cost more money, so he buys from someone else without even bothering to call and ask you what YOU can... Sign in to see full entry.

Songs that talk about rock and roll that are NOT, in any conceivable way on the planet earth, rock songs. A brick to Dobie Gray for writing "Drift Away" A cinderblock to Uncle Kracker for bringing it back A ton of wet cement to Bo Bice just for living A landslide for Jefferson Starship for "We Built... Sign in to see full entry.

Every single automatic air "freshener" (POLLUTER!) ever invented, and especially the "cinnamon" ones. Sign in to see full entry.

Whose stupid idea was it to attach to the feet of an active toddler a pair of sandals that squeak like a dog toy with every step, and then let her run around a restaurant? What moron invented those shoes, and who is oblivious enough to buy them? Sign in to see full entry.