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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Question for the ages. . .

Are you there, mod? It's me, Margaret. *For those who are utterly befuddled by this post, it's a play on the title of a famous coming of age young adult novel by Judy Blume called, "Are you there, God? It's Me, Margaret. It's also the chance to post a rather remarkable picture of a young Mick Jagger... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Fear and loathing in muppetville

I found this bit of hilarity somewhere on the Internet, and had to pass it on. Ha! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Damn narcisisstic leprechauns!

So I finally watched the movie "Leprechaun" a couple of months ago. My husband and I got confused and watched it as part of our Easter commemoration. Anyhow, I thought it was pretty hilarious. The only thing that bugged me was how self-absorbed the leprechaun is. "I want me gold." "Deedlee, deedlee,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 5, 2006

X-Men: Send me an angel

I appreciate all the work that one young Warren Worthington III did in order to get body and mind in shape for X-Men III: The Last Stand. I mean, heck, even his name is third-sequel-worthy. But I dunno, maybe it was the direction, but despite all the time he put in the gym getting ripped, there is... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 2, 2006

I love Charles Barkley

I'm not a sports fan, per se, but I love Charles Barkley. Besides being a great basketball player, he is one of the greatest philosophers and comedians out there. Plus, "The Round Mound of Rebound" has got some junk in his trunk. As someone with a bit of junk in her trunk, I like being in good... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Bi-Curious George

I came up with an idea for a children's book, something that can help sexually ambivilent youngsters feel more okay about themselves: Picture this: Curious George, blushing and looking at another young male monkey, a question mark hovering over his head. Of course, it's Bi-Curious George. Any... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Marquis de Sade

Once there was a nobleman who was highly obscene. He used to go around calling himself a "smooth operator." People liked to listen to his smooth words while making out. He was always laughing with another girl and playing with another heart. He spread his shocking message "coast to coast, LA to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Going out with a "bang"

Yes, I know. The Betty Page look is cool. No one ever had sleeker or shinier bangs than Miss Page, and the upsweeping scissor-work says sheer pixie vixen. But you know, I think it might be time to bring back a more down to earth look, more of a blunt and full bang, a "juicier" do, if you will. Yes,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 8, 2006

Funniest disclaimer ever!

Yes, I have found it. The funniest disclaimer ever. I don't know if you can make it out, but the fine printing at the bottom of this ad for a magic wand reads as follows: *Actual Product Does Not Twinkle. I somehow find that hilarious. By the way, what are magic wands doing being manufactured in... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Introducing. . .the reverse intervention!

Hey there, all of my friends who are riddled with self-doubt and periodic bouts of self-loathing. I've come up with a great new concept. How about a reverse intervention for people who are doing great and are wonderful but just can't seem to accept it? You know, members of Tori Amos' "Crucify" club... Sign in to see full entry.

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