Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

Ewe herd it here first...Wife: "Did you know it takes five sheep just to make one sweater?" Me: "I didn't even know they could knit." What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa What’s a sheep’s favorite car? A Lamborghini Sign in to see full entry.

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A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool... They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased. As she swam and splashed around in the pool... she soon discovered that the bikini was too large, and the... Sign in to see full entry.

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better, but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters? 🤔 Sign in to see full entry.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. 🙄 Sign in to see full entry.

A woman can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer. I guess she'll have to flip a coin...Heads or Tales... Sign in to see full entry.

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My house is haunted by a ghost chicken. It's a poultrygeist. A fowl spirit. It's a terrorfrying experience. I'm going to call an eggsorcist. 🐓 Sign in to see full entry.

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping." `What a weirdo' I thought. Anyway, we all started to clap and the lights came on. I said: "How did that happen?" He replied..."Old Chinese proverb, many hands... Sign in to see full entry.