Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

A woman can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer. I guess she'll have to flip a coin...Heads or Tales... Sign in to see full entry.

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My house is haunted by a ghost chicken. It's a poultrygeist. A fowl spirit. It's a terrorfrying experience. I'm going to call an eggsorcist. 🐓 Sign in to see full entry.

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping." `What a weirdo' I thought. Anyway, we all started to clap and the lights came on. I said: "How did that happen?" He replied..."Old Chinese proverb, many hands... Sign in to see full entry.

A dog ate a bunch of scrabble tiles...he was taken to the vet to be examined...still no word yet...💩 Sign in to see full entry.

It's impossible to run past a campground...you can only "ran" because it's past tents. Sign in to see full entry.

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The connection between pretzels and Easter has to do with the way a pretzel is twisted. It symbolizes arms being crossed when in prayer. During the Middle Ages, monks gave away pretzels to the poor as a religious symbol that additionally provided literal sustenance. Because of this, the twisted... Sign in to see full entry.

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These little babies don't understand the dangers of a passing train. The engineer only blows the horn when passing through my small borough, and we get 3-5 trains daily, raising the odds substantially. Once the train is past the town's RR crossing sections, there is no more horn and the possibility... Sign in to see full entry.