Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

A dog ate a bunch of scrabble tiles...he was taken to the vet to be examined...still no word yet...💩 Sign in to see full entry.

It's impossible to run past a campground...you can only "ran" because it's past tents. Sign in to see full entry.

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The connection between pretzels and Easter has to do with the way a pretzel is twisted. It symbolizes arms being crossed when in prayer. During the Middle Ages, monks gave away pretzels to the poor as a religious symbol that additionally provided literal sustenance. Because of this, the twisted... Sign in to see full entry.

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These little babies don't understand the dangers of a passing train. The engineer only blows the horn when passing through my small borough, and we get 3-5 trains daily, raising the odds substantially. Once the train is past the town's RR crossing sections, there is no more horn and the possibility... Sign in to see full entry.

Some heroes don't dress in uniform, and they have four legs instead of two, but they are a vital part of the team, nonetheless. On March 25, National Medal of Honor Day, a day dedicated to recognizing extraordinary bravery, a moment to reflect on stories of heroism in all forms, including that of... Sign in to see full entry.

One day, Albert Einstein was on his way to a science convention for a speech. On the way there, he tells his driver, who looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same boring things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of... Sign in to see full entry.

Police in Central Park thought they were hunting down a skilled pickpocket after multiple visitors reported their phones mysteriously disappearing without anyone noticing a thing. But while officers were questioning people in the park, a raccoon suddenly ran up, grabbed a phone, and exposed itself... Sign in to see full entry.

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things... Sign in to see full entry.