Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

These little babies don't understand the dangers of a passing train. The engineer only blows the horn when passing through my small borough, and we get 3-5 trains daily, raising the odds substantially. Once the train is past the town's RR crossing sections, there is no more horn and the possibility... Sign in to see full entry.

Some heroes don't dress in uniform, and they have four legs instead of two, but they are a vital part of the team, nonetheless. On March 25, National Medal of Honor Day, a day dedicated to recognizing extraordinary bravery, a moment to reflect on stories of heroism in all forms, including that of... Sign in to see full entry.

One day, Albert Einstein was on his way to a science convention for a speech. On the way there, he tells his driver, who looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same boring things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of... Sign in to see full entry.

Police in Central Park thought they were hunting down a skilled pickpocket after multiple visitors reported their phones mysteriously disappearing without anyone noticing a thing. But while officers were questioning people in the park, a raccoon suddenly ran up, grabbed a phone, and exposed itself... Sign in to see full entry.

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things... Sign in to see full entry.

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Around ten o’clock last night, I noticed a Jack Russell Terrier dog sitting quietly on the sidewalk. He didn’t seem frightened, just still, as if he were waiting for someone. When I stepped closer to check for a collar, I saw a small tag glinting beneath the streetlight. I wasn’t ready for what it... Sign in to see full entry.

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly. 'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy. Sign in to see full entry.

A politician in a $5,000 suit rolled up into a tiny, dirt-poor village in a fleet of black SUVs... He gathered the locals and shouted, "My good people, you have suffered long enough. I am here to grant you two wishes. Anything you want! Don't worry about the cost—I'm the one signing the checks!"... Sign in to see full entry.

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