https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/Funny stuff, opinion, odd finds, and everything else that depending on your mood, makes you laugh or go Hhhmmm...hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/998245A cat dies and goes to heaven...God meets him at the gates of heaven and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years... "Anything you desire is yours; all you have to do is ask." The cat says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/998173Police busted a lonely donkey that keeps stealing baby goats. A recent string of missing goats prompted police to increase patrols around local farms while residents installed cameras near their pens. The footage eventually revealed a suspect nobody expected: a donkey walking through an open gate...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/998111A Polish man marries an American girl, and though his English isn't very good, they get along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce. The lawyer informs him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/998040On Sept. 11, 2001, Michael Hingson, who has been blind since birth, was setting up a conference room for a breakfast meeting. His guide dog, a yellow Labrador Retriever named Roselle, took her position under his desk. That's when the unthinkable happened. A loud boom rattled the office, and the...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/998012https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/997952https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/997915https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/997714A chicken casually walked into a library and up to the counter where the Librarian was working. The Librarian stared at the chicken, who asked her, “Book, book, book?” Curious, the Librarian took a book bag and selected a book, put it in the bag, and then laid the bag down on the counter for the...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/997667Uranus smells like farts, scientists confirm | CBC Radiohttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/997598Jinx appears to be fitting in with the wildlife in our yard quite nicely. Earlier, I spotted him eating with the birds and Gina the groundhog. I went out to fill the bird feeders, give snacks to the groundhogs and squirrels, and fill the cat's dinner bowl. At first, I didn't see Jinx the cat, but...