https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/Funny stuff, opinion, odd finds, and everything else that depending on your mood, makes you laugh or go Hhhmmm...hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995381What do you call a man who jumps from one woman to another? A gynecologist...😏https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995300Ewe herd it here first...Wife: "Did you know it takes five sheep just to make one sweater?" Me: "I didn't even know they could knit." What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa What’s a sheep’s favorite car? A Lamborghinihttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995235https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995178https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995163A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool... They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased. As she swam and splashed around in the pool... she soon discovered that the bikini was too large, and...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995141My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better, but I'm wondering... do I keep the letters? 🤔https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995116I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. 🙄https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/995031A woman can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer. I guess she'll have to flip a coin...Heads or Tales...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/994934https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/sassyass_645738/994913My house is haunted by a ghost chicken. It's a poultrygeist. A fowl spirit. It's a terrorfrying experience. I'm going to call an eggsorcist. 🐓