A Crusty Groaner
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Tuesday, May 5, 2026
Sunday, May 3, 2026
A Quick Response from the Helpful Wife to Her Hard of Hearing Husband
Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Man to wife: "What did she say?" Wife to husband: "They want your underwear." 😟 Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 2, 2026
A Saturday Groaner
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way. I think to myself maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me. 🤔 Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
A Naughty Mid-Week Groaner
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Bummer, Sorry About Your Luck
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Friday, April 17, 2026
The Worst-Case Scenario for Your End of the Week Groaner
It is the best of times, it is the wurst of times, so Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario...😳 Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 13, 2026
Not His Line of Work
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. T he barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck." “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you can talk!” exclaims the barman. “I see your ears are working, too,” says the duck. “Now if you don’t mind, can... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, April 11, 2026
The Ho with a Side Hustle; I Hope She Washed Her Hands First
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Wednesday, April 8, 2026
When You Are Caught Talking Out Both Sides of Your Mouth
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage... The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 5, 2026
Bad Bunny
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