Wednesday, September 9, 2026
President Donald Trump's Truth Social post implied that the president considers the Moon to be under U.S. ownership. He posted an image on September 6 with the words “THE MOON IS OURS” beside an American flag. The White House reciprocated by casting the president as a superhero. So far, no... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Groaner
A man went to a fish restaurant and ordered the Octopus. The waiter told him, "It takes many hours to cook." He asked, "Why?" "Because it keeps turning the gas off." 🐙 Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, September 4, 2026
An End of the Week Groaner Message Regarding Adultery
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Sunday, August 30, 2026
A Sunday Groaner: Don't Mess with Old People
An elderly lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without proof that you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.” So... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, August 28, 2026
A Groaner That Might Choke You Up a Bit
Today is a sad day. The man who invented cough drops has passed away; they said there will be no coffin at his funeral. 😳 Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, August 22, 2026
I'm Not a Fan of Talking Politics, but This Needs to Be Said
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Saturday, August 15, 2026
A Really Stinky Groaner to Start Your Weekend
An amazing new supermarket recently opened in my neighborhood... It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain... When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of freshly... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, August 9, 2026
The Strangest No Flour Added, 2-Ingredient Pancake Mix That is Delicious
I love it when I come across inexpensive, creative recipes that require very few ingredients or preparation. 🍌 2-Ingredient Banana Pancakes 1 medium ripe banana 2 eggs Mash the banana in a medium bowl. Aim for a paste-like consistency with no big chunks. Crack the eggs into the mashed-up banana.... Sign in to see full entry.
A Sunday Groaner for Those Who Enjoy Picnicking on a Sunny Day
What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, August 6, 2026
I've Been Known to Eat Questionable Things, but This Mixture Isn't My Thing
According to food aficionados, tomato ice cream is a delicious mixture of yumminess to try on a hot summer day. Don't get me wrong, I love tomatoes, and I adore ice cream, but not blended together into one big conglomeration served on a cone. The Farmer's Almanac judges placed tomato ice cream third... Sign in to see full entry.