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A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice. “I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc. “There’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing” explains the doctor. “Simply ask... Sign in to see full entry.

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry... Sign in to see full entry.

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. 🐔 When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!" The librarian complies, putting a couple of books... Sign in to see full entry.

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I one day hope to achieve this lovely scenic view in my yard. When we bought our house three years ago, there wasn't one flower in the yard to speak of. A few successful springs has brought my yard full circle with every bloom that I can get my hands on with many more to go. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Penitentiary had electrical problems. They didn't want to pay an electrician for the repairs, so they let a conduit. Sign in to see full entry.