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Happy Cinco de Mayo! This is nacho average day, today is Cinco de Mayo Day, just in queso you didn't know. I hate Cinco de Mayo...said no Juan ever. Where do birds go to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Someplace cheep. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the taco the town! What did one... Sign in to see full entry.

If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him. 🐝 Sign in to see full entry.

The guys who work with John are always up for a treat. They take turns bringing in cookies and savory snacks for everyone to share. Earlier this week, John was treated to bacon-wrapped mini hot dogs with a smoky BBQ glaze that were to die for, followed the next day by “Everything chocolate chip... Sign in to see full entry.

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Someone ripped the 5th month out of my new calendar. I May not make it through the year. 🤔 Sign in to see full entry.

Instilling fear from fiction into the minds of his fans came unexpectedly in 1973 after Doubleday gave him a $2,500 advance against royalties for Carrie, a novel about a 16-year-old girl with telekinetic powers. Today, Stephen King is one of the most iconic names in horror, ranking at #4 among the... Sign in to see full entry.

A young duck, old enough to talk, comes into a local food shop and waddles up to the counter. The surprised owner looks down over the counter and says, "Can I help you?" "Ya got any duck food?" the little duck asks. "No, we don't" "Okay," says the duck shrugging his shoulders, and walks out. The... Sign in to see full entry.

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For your home library, this is a cute way to keep track of the books you have read in one year. These book trackers are located at Independent sites, Walmart, Amazon, and Etsy. https://www.bookishsouls.com/products/black-cat-book-tracker-sign Sign in to see full entry.