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A man reached a point in life where he was tired of the daily grind. So he quit his job, headed for the harbor, and decided he was going to live the adventurous life he'd always dreamed about. After wandering the docks for a while, he spotted a weathered old pirate captain. The man had a wooden leg,... Sign in to see full entry.

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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m... Sign in to see full entry.

I was standing in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back to the parking lot with her cane. He soon returned and attempted to cut... Sign in to see full entry.

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It was getting crowded in Heaven one day, so Saint Peter decided for one day to only accept people who could make him laugh. A man came walking up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter said to him: “Alright bud, you’re only getting in today if you can make me laugh, so why don’t you tell me about how... Sign in to see full entry.

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday. Got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door. Sign in to see full entry.