Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Saturday, August 14, 2004

DVD Menu Music

What's your vote for the weirdest or creepiest DVD Menu Music? You know, the music that plays when the DVD player is trying to get you to wake up and either turn it off or play the thing again. My vote is the DVD version for Stephen King's The Stand. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

The Good Girl

Any of you who have seen this movie: Did the parents of the character played by Jake Gyllenhaal look like they had just beamed in from the mothership? Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 9, 2004

Ordering Pizza in 2006

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number? Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order." Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 6, 2004

Pop Quiz Time

The John Kerry Loyalty Quiz The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 4, 2004

Is it just me....

Or has Dennis Miller really turned into the world's first Right Wing Standup Comic? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2004

Der Wienerkind

Warning: This is a mean, insensitive, unsympathetic, unempathetic post Dad and I were on the way back from lunch. We turned the corner and there was this little kid sitting on the curb next to the sewer drain. Probably 9 or 10. He was screaming for us to stop and help him. He said he had stepped in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 1, 2004

The Last Twenty Years - Part II

The Death Penalty - A Pending Shift In Perspective I went to visit my cousins and my aunt and uncle, who are down from Detroit, yesterday. We watched The Life of David Gale. VERY good movie. Unless you're a knee-jerk dismisser of things, you cannot help but be challenged by its message. But before I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Relationships and Deservability

If you are wanting to be in a relationship with someone and either of the two phrases: I don't deserve you or I'm not sure if I deserve you fall from their lips, RUN Nothing but heartache results from any other action. It was a hard lesson I had to learn for myself. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 30, 2004

Maybe the answer is less house, Mr. Ridge

Tom Ridge, the Homeland Security czar is considering stepping down. He said he has to earn money in the private sector to put his teenagers through college. Now the US has received some sort of threats from the terrorists concerning the November elections. It would not be a good time for Mr. Ridge... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Nine Lives...8 Short - My review of Catwoman

Catwoman: See the matinee. If you gotta go at night. Rent it. As they said in the movie Buffy The Vampire Slayer, "...that's sooo five minutes ago." It was like they plagiarized a not-so-good Batman ep, changed it up, and slapped the label Catwoman on it, got a drop dead gorgeous, pretty good... Sign in to see full entry.

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