Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Wednesday, December 19, 2007

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

New Rule

Going forward, coaches must walk laps during all team practices. This rule is being introduced because of the growing number of obese sports coaches. It is annoying to a player to be told to run by a guy who's dreaming of hoagies. We expect this to lead to much more exciting games. Coaches will feel... Sign in to see full entry.

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