Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Friday, January 4, 2008

Friday, January 4, 2008

Be careful. Those Pedrofiles are out there...

I just got a spam message in my inbox with the word "pedrofilia" in the subject line. I always find it humorous when I see one of these barely disguised attempts to get around the spam catcher. A while back it was a message offering me help with my P-E-N-ONE-S issues, except it was all one word and... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 7:26 PM Comments (2) (permalink)

Dust Cover

So a friend told me that he has been dating someone and is worried she won’t let him keep his porn. I told him to get a bag of dust and throw a little on top of the tapes and DVDs. I figure dusty porn hasn’t been touched in a while. If she doesn’t mind its existence at all then her only problem is... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 7:25 PM Comments (0) (permalink)

Digital Cameras: Know your exit before going in

A lot of the images I see out there are out of focus. This has to do with people getting too close to their subjects. If you're not aware of or familiar with your camera's capabilities and limitations you won't know that you can only get 1.2m (about 4ft) from your subject. So you get about a foot or... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 10:46 AM Comments (1) (permalink)