Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Thursday, January 3, 2008

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Gluttony, Bad Customer Service or Both

In this AP story patrons of an Asian restaurant were given a doubled bill and asked to never return because they were "fat and eat too much." This incident is not without its requisite denials on both sides. If the employee did in fact tell them that they were too fat and that one of the men looked... Sign in to see full entry.

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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!! FEBRUARY 5 is SUPER FAT TUESDAY!!!

Yep Both Super Tuesday and Fat Tuesday... Head to the polls and head to happy hour Sign in to see full entry.

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New Book: The Captcha Code

I'm telling you we just need to wait a few years and the entire past and future of the human race will be laid out in these cryptic little images. I'm serious. You'll be able to sit and click the refresh wheel for days on end like you're on a ship in The Matrix. It'll be used as a predictor of... Sign in to see full entry.

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J.C., you're doing a heck of a job

This was an article worthy of The Onion. It might have worked better on Comedy Central than in print. But given who we're dealing with I'd actually like it if former Evangelical Christian minister and current Republican Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee had chosen Jesus as his running mate. Sounds... Sign in to see full entry.

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