Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Monday, October 22, 2007

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Six Eyes reduced to Four

Six Eyes Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. I got contacts a couple of weeks ago. The doctor informed me that given my eyesight and age they are able to correct for distance but not reading. So I had been walking around with six eyes for a while, struggling with the reading glasses and being... Sign in to see full entry.

Applications being accepted for Ex-Wife

I have decided that what I need is to be divorced. It appears that you get more respect after 40 being divorced vs. being single. No one asks if you're still divorced. But people can't help tacking the word still in front of single. So will all interested ladies please respond in the comment area... Sign in to see full entry.

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