Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Thursday, October 4, 2007

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Bullfrogs & Blowjobs

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been... Sign in to see full entry.

New specs

I got contact lenses today. I haven't worn contacts since 1981. This is an attempt to save money since I won't be having to pay an obscene amount of money for frames since I wear eyeglass frames in the 50s and the cheap ones are usually too small or look too prophylactic. So this should shave about... Sign in to see full entry.

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