Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Bloody Fuckin' Right, eh Guvnah?

According to a study in the UK, swearing at work boosts morale. Like that's gonna fly in our prudish society. Sign in to see full entry.

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2008 White House Dream Team

President: Barak Obama Vice-President: Mitt Romney Sponsored by a need to throw a monkey-wrench in things. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Shelf Life of a Television Commercial

Am I the only one who has gotten tired of watching Cuba Gooding Jr. in Michael Jordan's underwear? This retarded advertising gimmick was obviously the little darling of someone. It was old when it first hit the airwaves. It's annoying. It's time to move on. Sign in to see full entry.

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Valerian Root: How it really works

You unscrew the cap off the bottle. Shake out two or three capsules. Re-cap the bottle. Take a glass of water in one hand. Bring the other hand with the Valerian Root capsules in it up to your mouth. Slip into a coma from the stench. Sign in to see full entry.

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