Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

Once again, I don't know the origin of this, but I think that the defendant should thank his lucky stars, that Granny wasn't the jury foreman! Guy When Grandma Goes To Court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you,... Sign in to see full entry.

Do you consider yourself to be a cat person, or a dog person? If you don't share your life with a pet, go away, nobody wants to associate with you, you selfish, inhuman cretin! I sometimes get so frustrated by my dog getting himself tangled around the only obstruction he can possibly reach before coming to the end of his retractable leash, the one that is tethered to our porch, and I become so angry, that I cannot resist telling him just how STUPID he is. I am fairly sure that he doesn’t... Sign in to see full entry.

For some reason, I have been thinking about Marilyn's grandbrats, lately. Maybe because they are coming back to our part of Michigan, soon. VERY soon! The nightmares are absolutely TERRIFYING! Having admitted to this, without being tortured, I offer this reposting; A few days ago I must have gotten some kind of corrosive liquid on the top part of my thumbs and forefingers, without realizing that I had. A skin color change and an annoying itch made me think that I gotten poison ivy ( lower case i... Sign in to see full entry.

During my contented enjoyment of a moment of mellow, serene peace, on a cool Friday evening, (this one) I learned the official appellation for my “ employment category,” according to tonight’s CNN newscast. I am one of the millions of malignantly maligned, malnourished, maliciously mistreated, malcontents, those unfortunates known as “ The Underemployed.” What a HUGE RELIEF! And to think that all this time, I had been convinced that I was just lazy! As a matter of fact, this opinion wasn’t a... Sign in to see full entry.

Subject: Men are Simpler Men Are Just Simpler and Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls... Sign in to see full entry.

I am still learning how to navigate around in my new computer, but I have only had it back from my friend Larry for a day or two, and must learn where everything is on this one. Guess I'm a slow learner. I imagine that it will take me MONTHS to fine tune my Dad's computer to my own tastes. Here is an English lesson for you all. Take notes class, there will be a test on this, next Monday! Guy > For Some, English Is Not Easy > > In a Bangkok temple: > "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A... Sign in to see full entry.

I won't be able to read or post things for two or three days, because I am finally getting up enough nerve to swap out my old rickety computer, for my Dad's much newer and better one. At the same time, I will sign up for high-speed internet service, be able to view videos, burn and play music CDs and DVDs, and even use a web-cam, just like all the normal people do! I can't leave you all hanging, anxiously awaiting my return, without posting one more rant, to tide you over until I come back, a... Sign in to see full entry.

Last night while I slept, my mind must have been unconsciously anticipating the imminent return of the two grandbrats Ivy and Dj, from their summer-long stay with their female parent, who now lives in Georgia. Marilyn and I have spent a comparatively idyllic partial summer, remembering what it is like to be just a couple again. As with every season, there have been challenges to be addressed and/or overcome, notably Marilyn’s health concerns, (old AND new) and chores that it would be nice to... Sign in to see full entry.

A couple was concerned about their elementary school-age son’s physical problem, and asked their family doctor about a possibly worrisome future they foresaw for their son. It turns out that they were afraid that the boy might become the victim of locker room teasing, because of his small penis. The doctor agreed with them that such a problem could adversely affect the boy, but he reassured them, by telling them of a dietary remedy, he was certain would fix the physical anomaly. The doctor told... Sign in to see full entry.

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