Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

My dad taught me about not getting into a "no win" situation like this one, and it was these early, painful lessons, that I will always remember. If you have ever wondered what could motivate someone like me, to become a sage, this might be your answer. It takes only an instant to become a lot smarter than your were, only a moment before! As Peg Bundy used to say, "Thank your dad, kids!" A duck hunter who didn’t yet own a hunting boat or a water spaniel retriever dog, remained determined to go... Sign in to see full entry.

This began as a short blog, posted three or four years ago, before my having lost my father and my beloved cat Bonkers. I was anticipating these kinds tragic losses and the deaths of several other people, with extreme dread. Such tragic experiences, hurt even more than I had anticipated. The only way to avoid feeling such pain, is to be the first to die. That's no solution.. Does anyone else get tight jaws and gut after asking a serious question, and then you are given the answer to an entirely... Sign in to see full entry.

Sex and Calories How much weight can one ( Ooops! Make that two ) lose during sex? Dieting literature explains and counts the number of calories burned, while jogging, playing tennis, or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable. Yet, a recent survey of 206,000,000 people indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to having sex, than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right, for a new type of sex manual. EXAMPLES: 1 hr.... Sign in to see full entry.

This was originally posted, during the spring of '08, although the incident, occurred thirty or more years earlier. A very good prank, properly planned and executed, remains fresh in everyone's memory, who witnessed it. Hunters are notorious for being shameless pranksters, and I am famous far and wide, as being among the very best. I still enjoy retelling this story to ANYONE who will listen to me, while I tell it. Guy I don’t think I have ever written about my favorite rabbit hunting... Sign in to see full entry.

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking; one was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was an outlaw Biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the... Sign in to see full entry.

The moral of the story...... While church service was taking up the Sunday morning collection, John leaned forward and said to his female friend, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me, go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie. Well, John couldn't believe his good luck, so all week long he polished up, waxed and vacuumed out his car. Then on the following Friday, he picked up Marie and took her out to dinner at the finest restaurant in all of Raleigh. After they had... Sign in to see full entry.

The Golfers and the genie A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole, she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house. The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and finds the door open. They go inside and find a man sitting on a couch next to the broken window. There is also a broken oil-lamp. The husband asks: "Did we break that too?" "Yes", replies the man. "Sorry. Do you live here?" the husband asks. "No, actually, I'm a... Sign in to see full entry.

The Bronze Statues A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs. "Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more, for the story behind it." "You can keep your story, old man," he replies, "but I will take the rat." The... Sign in to see full entry.

Top Ten Signs That Prove You've Got PMS! 10. Everyone around you has a real attitude problem. 9. You add chocolate chips, to your onion & cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone, to order bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT!" 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there really IS a God, and he's MALE!... Sign in to see full entry.

I KNOW that this is the second blog, that I am posting in about an hour. I don't think that there is a rule against doing this, so read and suffer in silence. Guy A woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven A woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around, were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They all saw her,... Sign in to see full entry.