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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Top ten reasons, I am GLAD that I was born a male! A GOOD LOOKING one, TOO!

Top Ten Signs That Prove You've Got PMS! 10. Everyone around you has a real attitude problem. 9. You add chocolate chips, to your onion & cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone, to order bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT!" 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there really IS a God, and he's MALE!... Sign in to see full entry.

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