Teasing night at our house. If you weren't there, you're square!
Tonight is teasing night I guess. I picked up a fly swatter (It’s that time of the year) and I told D.J. that he had nothing to fear from Spiderman. I told him that if Spiderman broke in and went for him, I’d swat him like a fly! “Don’t worry D.J.! If he tries to bite you, I’ll squash him like a BUG!” D.J. looked at me as though senility was a “fait accomplie” and it was time to decide which “Nursing home” I should be assigned to, so I could die quietly with a minimum of fuss. All he said was,... Sign in to see full entry.