My life-in a hilarious form for all

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Jail breaks of extreme measures

So yesterday, I was just checking on my video's on youtube (im spookgal13, so check them out) and suddenly the door bell rang. It was my moms mate, Angie and her 15 year old son. Now Im ok with angie, but I certainly didnt apreciate the dude. SO, In absoloute disgust, I retreat to my computer to tap... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Tricky telekinesis?

So, i'm sure some of you have heard of telekinesis, right? The force of the mind, yeah? Well, unusually I have started trying to learn how to do it. I am starting with spoon bending. Dont laugh! I dont need disencouragement! I get that from my dad, who just laughs. I brought it up when I first... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Hit me baby, one more time (and I'll hit you straight back!)

Well, I woke up this morning, yet again to the sound of collosal wind. So I just got up and bounded downstairs, where mom and dad where doing some cooking (of bacon and tomatoe sandwiches.) I went and sat at my laptop to do some websurfing. Unusually, it seemed rather boring for saturday morning. Oh... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Some pics that may make you look at animals a diferent way...

'Tiger tunes-a very musical tiger, as well as a blinging one at that.' Oh boy! 'You will pay for your sinz!' Never abuse your pet, because the killer...what-ever-it-is above will come for you, fully loaded. Happy easter everybody. Well, at least it was easy for him to catch, huh? Never underestimate... Sign in to see full entry.

Wickedly weird weather, or gruesome global warming?

For the second day of spring, things have been seriously haywire. On my second day off, weather has been behaving very strangly. For a start, I was woken up to the sound of hurricane like winds almost blowing down the trees behind our back fence. I took a peek outside and saw the pylon leaning... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

What I look like on certain occasions...pictures included

Ok, then. Lets do a little bit of fun with imagery and decide what I look like on a variety of occasions. This is (most definately) me on monday morning (with the psycho shower scene music playing at the same time.) Can you blame me? Of course you cant. This is me on sunday night (very very sad.)... Sign in to see full entry.

Why I have lost so much of the love I once had for my parents

I am here and now deciding I am going on a 'love strike' aimed at my parents becasue of the cruel and disgusting and unfair thing they wish me to do. Ok, allow me to explain. On the last day of a school term (not half term, the full term) like when we break up for christmas (or easter in this case)... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Tacky tragets, wrecked wrists and a delightful day off

(Warning-Just read this and then read the rest, ok-I have NOT gone loopy, so just bear with me) I love school. Its SO fabulous, isnt it? Its SOOOO wonderful, Im going to complain about the six weeks holidays and the weekends and get them banned! Yeah, how weird did that sound, huh? I know. It... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

The new love of my life

Ok, so, its been a...dipsy thursday. Quite an interesting one actually. I was just lining up outside reg and rachael came bustling upto me all exited and burbled- "Bradley asked if you'd go out with him!" She smiled at me. Remember, bradleys the one who says 'release the beast'. So i say to her- "Is... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

How to tell what your parents are thinking

When your parents dont say anything, they often speak with actions, but not trying to tell you. Heres some of them. No.1 When your talking to your parent(s) and they keep their eyes latched to the telly, you know their not listening and half the time they say the wrong things. ok, example-you have... Sign in to see full entry.

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