Holy Church of Blog

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Are God And Satan The Same Person? Holy Multiple Personality Disorder?

My dear lambs, That's the question that came to me yesterday as I read the confession of SunnyBeach. I was going right along with the comment until it came to the book burning. Does satan make people burn books. Historically it has been those chosen of god watching out for the good of all our souls... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:37 AM Confessions (4) (permalink)

Saturday, June 24, 2006

The Beauty Of Satan

My sweet sweet lambs, In today's sermon, it behooves me to cover the beauty of satan and I'm not talking about Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled either. I'm talking about the real guy if he is in fact real but that's a topic for another sermon. I'm not talking about physical beauty either although the... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:51 AM Confessions (8) (permalink)

Friday, June 23, 2006

Dennison, So You Don't Want To Go To Church To Hear, "Eat Me!"?

My sweet lambs, I do believe that Brother Dennison has a good point. One would think that a church, a place devoted to the holy, would be the last place where you would hear these words. Like church and state, many people think that church and sex should be separate. I don't know that I necessarily... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:45 AM Confessions (3) (permalink)

Thursday, June 22, 2006

You aint gunna make us eat some guy's body and drink his blood, are you?

My dear sweet lambs, This was the question posed to the good Preacher by one of the flock and it deserves a bit of a sermon to make sure that we are clear. A quick comment is not going to be sufficient in clarifying this bit of doctrine. The answer is no, you will not be required to do this barbaric... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:58 AM Confessions (6) (permalink)

Bloggers, Here's A List Of Foods That You Are Not Allowed To Eat

My lambs, In order to take the Holy Church of Blog mainstream, it has come to my attention by way of revelation that I must outlaw the consumption of some type of food. The gods have told me that this won't be a commandment but it will be a rule of the church and that after a while, people won't be... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:51 AM Confessions (4) (permalink)

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Are You Following The Commandments Bloggers Or Are You Going To Hell?

My dear sweet lambs, I have to ask you if you are following the commandments? The gods have sent me hear in order to bring you back to them. Orders from gods are not things to be taken lightly, let me tell you. And the same goes for these commandments. They are orders from gods to you and you best... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:37 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The First Three Commandments from god to the Holy Church of Blog

My lambs, As you have noticed, your Preacher has gotten serious about your salvation. I believe that my salvation depends on your salvation, not to mention my bank account. Here are your first three commandments as received by me in revelations. These commandments are from god and I am just the... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:24 AM Confessions (9) (permalink)

Monday, June 19, 2006

Bloggers, How About Another Commandment While We're On A Roll

My sweet lambs, We may even get to where we have 10 of them. That's not the goal but that would probably make people happy. Or maybe it would make people mad. Do you think that the author of the bible has a copyright on the use of the number 10 for commandments. I don't want to find myself sued for... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:26 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Bloggers, It Is Sunday So I Better Threaten With Going To Hell

My lambs, It seems like a Sunday sort of thing to do and so today we are going to discuss punishment. If you do not follow the commandments of god, you will suffer a living hell. I'm not going to worry about what happens to you after you die because at that time, you are no longer my lambs. If you... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:50 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Bloggers,Today I Take The Risk!

My dear lambs, Today is the day that I take a risk. It's a risk that I have to take in order to save your soul but there is a danger here that people will miss the concept. I'm not as afraid with the members of Blogit because for the most part, my lambs, you are all intelligent people. As the... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:32 AM Confessions (3) (permalink)