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I'll have to do up a complete post to cover this Dennison
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on June 22, 2006 at 10:45 AM
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Wow!
This religion is easy! I like this religion.
Hey, you aint gunna make us eat some guy's body and drink his blood like they do in other churches, are ya?
I'm really turned off by human sacrifice; corpses on sticks; and the very thought of drinking someone's blood (or being washed in it) even symbolically!
DM
posted by
Dennison..Mann
on June 22, 2006 at 8:38 AM
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I thought about going into the clothing
but I feared losing converts if the rule was too hard to live by. If I outlawed everything that had a sexual connotation, it would be too limiting. Melons, bananas, cucumbers, hot dogs, nuts, and the list goes on and on.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on June 22, 2006 at 8:17 AM
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Whew!
For a moment I thought you might outlaw watermelons because of the whole melons-as-breasts connection.
And no prohibition of specific fabrics? So I can still prance around in my silk panties?
DM
posted by
Dennison..Mann
on June 22, 2006 at 8:12 AM
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