(Mostly) Humorous Quotes

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Sunday, April 3, 2005

Beautfifully Irrational

Having a child is the most beautifully irrational act two people in love can commit--Bill Cosby Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 2, 2005

Wasted Time?

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Bertrand Russell Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 1, 2005

Expect Nothing

Blessed is he who expects nothing, he shall not be disappointed. Benjamin Franklin Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Walk Beside Me

A more serious quote today. That's why I call the blog MOSTLY humorous quotes Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me. I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Albert Camus Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Excited over nothing

Some women get all excited over nothing--and then marry him--Cher Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Fifty Percent

Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class--Al McGuire Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Beautiful and Charming

A beautiful woman is one you notice, a charming woman is one who notices you.--Adlai Stevenson Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Grandson

I don't know who my Grandfather was, I'm more concerned about who his grandson will be--Abraham Lincoln Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

No character

My initial thought was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I had no character.--Charles Barkley Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Marvelous Housekeeper

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor Sign in to see full entry.

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