Fear of Happiness
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Menken Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 9, 2005
Friday, July 1, 2005
Twice a month?
My wife cut me down to twice a month. But that's not so bad. I know two other guys she's cut out altogehter--Rodney Dangerfield. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Between a man and a woman
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful as long as you get between the right man and woman.--Woody Allen Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Happy Childhood
It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Tom Robbins Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Humble
When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble--Muhammad Ali Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Can't Stop 'em
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. Yogi Berra Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Reading the Tabloids
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. Jerry Seinfeld Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 2, 2005
Two wrongs
Two wrongs don't make a right. You need at least three. Mae West Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, May 1, 2005
Do the right thing
Americans will always do the right thing--after they've exhausted all other alternatives. Winston Churchhill Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Rich or Poor
I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better. Sophie Tucker Sign in to see full entry.