How cynical?
No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.--Lily Tomlin Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Democracy and Love
Adultery is the application of democracy to love. H. L. Mencken Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
A few friends
All I need is room to lay a hat and a few friends--Dorothy Parker Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Cheating in America
I just used this quote in a comment so I thought I may as well make it today's (Mostly) humorous quote. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Double your chances
Regular readers of this blog know that I'm a Woody Allen fan. Here's another one of my favorite Woody quotes. I am a practicing heterosexual. But being bisexual immediately doubles your chances to get a date on Saturday night. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 15, 2005
Drove me to drink
While I'm in a W.C. Fields mode, here's another one of his A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her for it. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Bottle of Whiskey
I keep a bottle of whiskey handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W.C. Fields Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Afterlife?
I don't believe in the afterlife, but I am bringing along a change of underwear, just in case.--Woody Allen Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Nothing Happening
My wife and I were in bed but nothing was happening. I said "What's the matter, you can't think of anyone either? Rodney Dangerfield Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 8, 2005
Happy for Twenty Years
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.--Rodney Dangerfield Sign in to see full entry.