https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/Hollee used to have a blog like this, but since she seems to have left us, I thought I'd pick up the slack. I love quotes and I thought I'd create a blog for my favoriteshourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/717186Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.--George Carlinhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/559904A college football player who rarely played won an award for having the best academic record on the team. He said this in his acceptance speech: I'd like to thank my parents, my teachers and I'd especially like to thank the coach for giving me so much time to study during the games.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/338398It only takes one drink to get me drunk. The problem is I can never remember whether it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.--George Burnshttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/323453Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time, I don't have any fun at all.--Woody Allenhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/314216Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.--George Bernard Shawhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/313555It's hard to get ahead when you spend all your time getting even.-- Lou Holtzhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/312394I'm still working on my perpetual motion machine. I can't seem to stop. Scott Adamshttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/302726Under no circumstances should you take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barryhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/296679I wrote a song about dental floss, but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? --Frank Zappahttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff8983/296421I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson