Tuesday, September 6, 2005I’VE CREATED A NEW TYPE OF THEME PARKI have now filled the void in my life that was for so long getting me down. For years I’ve had nothing so good that it makes me want to share it with a million other people (other than my mother’s STDs). But now that I’ve completed building my theme park, I now have something magical I can share... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, September 3, 2005I’M A BLACKBELT WOMAN BEATERI’ve created a brand new martial arts based solely on woman beating techniques. The name of this fighting discipline is Punch-ho. As Grand Master of Punch-ho, it is my advice that Punch-ho techniques should only be used as self defence from nagging, and general disobedience from your spouse. It’s... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, September 2, 2005What is the Real Secret Behind the Da Vinci Code?After spending considerable time reading the ‘ Da Vinci Code’, I figured out that there was a more intriguing secret code behind it all, wrapped up in a single eight letter word. That secret code word is ‘bollocks’. My conclusion therefore is ‘The Da Vinci Code’ is bollocks. I mean we’re talking... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, June 26, 2005AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY FOR DEPRESSED PEOPLE: WHO IS THE BEST BLOGGER?: Now you can have the lifestyle you truly deserve from this breakthrough wonder cure for depression. “They laughed when I said I was going to strap dynamite around my chest and run into a busy café screaming my pants off. Ha! Who’s laughing now, eh?” ~ Stephen Smith (deceased). Yes, this remarkable... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, June 15, 2005THE SEVEN GREATEST IDIOTS ON THE ROADIn many, many ways I hate driving, simply because of the vast amount of idiots who burden the roads with their stupid, annoying habits. Other motorists cause me more annoyance than everything else combined (apart from equal rights). Out of intere…boredom, I have attempted to list the seven greatest... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, June 14, 2005THE MOST OVERLOOKED EVIDENCE IN THE JACKSON TRIALThe real joke about the whole Jackson kiddy-fiddling extravaganza is the fact that it took so long in court to reach an outcome, let alone the wrong outcome. Jackson is so obviously guilty that I feel embarrassed for all those people who are so quick to defend his innocence. I also feel embarrassed... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, June 12, 2005ISN’T ADD SIMPLY THE RESULT OF TOO MANY TELEVISION COMMERCIALS?ADD started to become a popular diagnosis in the 90s. Although being depressed is still the more popular choice amongst the disinterested, being diagnosed with ADD has more benefits, since it can be blamed for everything. ADD is short for I Am Bored. Usually ADD sufferers could be cured with devices... Sign in to see full entry.WHEN AMERICANS GO WRONG...AS SEEN ON BLOGITIt's not often I read something on Blogit that makes me laugh. But scoop with his post from yesterday managed to make me laugh quite hard for several minutes, with the opening line from his blog... "Don't you just hate the pompous ass British, and their "I am much better then you attitudes?" Hahaha,... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, June 8, 2005WOMEN: THE ROOT OF ALL EVILPeople wrongly assume that money is usually the root of all evil. In fact, this couldn’t be further from the truth. If no one has ever told you yet, then let me be the first to inform you that God exists in the form of money – and furthermore – if Communism was given a chance then everyone would... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, June 5, 2005I'M GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE BLOGGER AGAINWe all know there is only ONE way for me to become the number one blogger, and that is by making a complete and utter fool out of myself. Which as luck would have it is pretty convenient. Being the number one blogger would stop me from feeling so depressed all the time. It's a long story, but let's... Sign in to see full entry. |