Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy. No, really, its right there on MSNBC.com news! I haven’t read the story yet, but my mind is racing to conclusions too punny for words. Not that there wasn’t some sort of tragedy there, it’s just that, well, you know. So here goes, I’m going to click on the story and see what the story is. Eeeewwww! I must warn you, it’s not fit for conversation around the breakfast table while the kids are getting ready for their day. First, what kind of sex toy... Sign in to see full entry.