Fireworks anyone?
The glorious time of year when the air is filled with glittering colors, myriad patterns of light and rancid sulfur smoke. They can make safe and sane fireworks, why not a less polluting variation? Admit it, it’s the bang that cranks your thang! Forget those wimpy safe and sane duds that ignite with all the ferocity of lighting an ant fart! What real A m e r i c a n s want is: off-the-chart completely insane and ludicrously unsafe fireworks, the kind that pisses off the Martians, little green... Sign in to see full entry.