Why not a PANIC NOW light?
CHECK ENGINE. The bane of drivers everywhere. I was driving down a busy highway when the CHECK ENGINE light popped on. “Holy crap”, was my first thought, followed by “I’m pretty sure I remembered to put the engine in.” Slowly I pulled to the side of the road, carefully looking for a spot wide enough to safely check things out. My wife looked at me askance. It took her the next 5 minutes to let go of the dashboard as I searched for the hood release lever. I released the parking brake 3 times.... Sign in to see full entry.