Warped thoughts for Sunday, July 24, 2011

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Looking for work

I read through the ads and listings of jobs in the area and I think, now how would that interview go? Me – I’m here about the job for a heavy truck driver. P otential E mployer – Ok, do you have a CDL driver’s license? Me – Duh, what’s that? PE – A special license to operate a heavy truck, do you have any other qualifications? Me – Yeah, just look at this gut! Didja notice that’s actually two belts hooked together, I’m about as heavy a truck driver as you’re gonna get. Ok, perusing the ads... Sign in to see full entry.

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