Soap Opera Funerals
“Dearly Beloved, again we are here to honor the memory of James Stenbeck, one more time. I guess the last three didn’t stick, so let’s hope this time does the trick.” The only place busier on a Soap Opera than the mortuary is the condom aisle of the drug store. How many times can they bring someone back who fell out of an airplane, landed in a tree chipper in a swamp full of hungry Alligators that was later drained and set on fire before it was plowed up to start a raspberry farm? “Oh look, that... Sign in to see full entry.