Get a grip
88 Year old woman grabs intruder’s junk, he leaves. No, you really can’t make up stories like this. It happened in Portland, Oregon when a naked intruder forced her into her living room and then into a chair. That’s when she applied the “grip of doom” to his crotch and squeezed for all she was worth. According to the report, “the man tore free and fled.” Now we all know that when you have a man by the crotch, you have his undivided attention. Further, if he doesn't like what has drawn his... Sign in to see full entry.