You know this one by heart
Five golden rings! Let’s see now, ye olde shopping liste says upon the fifth day of Christmas, I shall bestow upon my one true love, 5 golden rings. Oh come on now, isn’t that a little overkill? Let’s see, with five rings how could she possibly use them all? Well, I suppose she could wear one on one digit of each appendage, but that only requires four. Oh! I know, the fifth is the one she puts in my nose to lead me around. That makes sense. By this time your house is knee deep in bird poop and... Sign in to see full entry.