Warped thoughts for Sunday, December 14, 2008

By food4thought - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Humor

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Almost every Hallmark Christmas Special ever made

A dysfunctional family (and there are many dysfunctions a family can suffer from) gets together for Christmas. The parents are usually divorced and with new spouses. Not only do the children not get along with their step siblings, they don’t see eye to eye with their step parents either, who’s marriage is shaky at best. Things should be going smoothly but of course, they are not. Tensions mount, a rift occurs and it looks like the turkey will be left on the lavishly decorated table until it... Sign in to see full entry.

The second day of Christmas

All right, who thought of cross-breeding turtles with doves? First, turtles are notoriously shy, I mean its hard to get them to come out of their shells, you know? Then there are the doves, the universal sign of peace, not a piece of action for a turtle. While turtles are rather earthy, doves are quite flighty. Whoever hatched this match knew they both lay eggs but that’s about as far as I dare take it. So if you had a turtledove, what would it look like? If it were green, wouldn’t people... Sign in to see full entry.

Headlines (What is this?)