Warped thoughts: The second day of Christmas

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

The second day of Christmas

All right, who thought of cross-breeding turtles with doves? First, turtles are notoriously shy, I mean its hard to get them to come out of their shells, you know? Then there are the doves, the universal sign of peace, not a piece of action for a turtle. While turtles are rather earthy, doves are quite flighty. Whoever hatched this match knew they both lay eggs but that’s about as far as I dare take it. So if you had a turtledove, what would it look like? If it were green, wouldn’t people... Sign in to see full entry.

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